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Welcome
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(Privilege)
Welcome to Surprise Privilege’s White Girl Music
Anything you listen to on this album will be used against you
In case of emergency, your oxygen mask will drop from the overhead compartment, it’s filled with laughing gas
Enjoy the music and the complementary 8th of crack
Thank you for flying with Surprise Privilege
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You called me a bunch of stupid names, makes me mad at what you’re saying
I’m coming for you now, find out where you live somehow
Drag you from your bed at night, don’t even try to put up a fight
I’ll beat you and dismember you and eat you head to toe
So that your family will never find your corpse
No, your family will never find your corpse
Your mom will turn out very sad, why she loves you makes me mad
She wants an open casket funeral, shock your friends and people that knew you
They be searching day and night, try to catch me in their sights
NSA can spy on me and cops may track me down
But your family will never find your corpse
No, your family will never find your corpse
They caught me while I was laughing at the reports,
Asking me where the body was of course,
But your family will never find your corpse
No, your family will never find your corpse
You called me a bunch of stupid names, makes me mad at what you’re saying
I’m coming for you now, find out where you live somehow
Drag you from your bed at night, don’t even try to put up a fight
I’ll beat you and dismember you and eat you head to toe
So that your family will never find your corpse
No, your family will never find your corpse
Your family will never find your corpse
No, your family will never find your corpse
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Put Me On Snapchat News
00:47
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Helllooooooooo! OwU
I can look pretty when I clean up well!
I get sad when I watch TV!
I can use the same old sound and write cool words that make you think the same things that have been said before,
Problems, good things, weird things, more!
I feel special, make me famous
I can say what I need to say!
I can help you if you’re gay!
Governments are usually wrong
I’m a really humble guy sometimes
I deserve this real life
I don’t want to get a job
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Asked my homie, “hey, crack tonight?” but then he said no
How has this become my life? I bet he’s doing coke
Got the finest crack money can buy, but no one to smoke it with
He says that he’s home with his wife, but I bet he’s with his bitch
Doing coke
Doing coke
Doing coke
Doing coke
Hit my crackpipe seven times and laced it with some bud
High as a kite on Market Street, I’m getting thirsty for blood
Lo and behold what do I see? My homie’s round the block
Snorting that weak shit, boy I knew, so I gave that boy the Glock
Now I’m doing time
Doing time
Doing time
Doing time
Doing crack
Doing crack
Doing crack
By myself
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5. |
Stuck Inside
01:47
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Stuck inside
Like a fucking 50s housewife
I don’t even want to have a life
So maybe I’ll waste my time
CNN
Makes me wanna lose my shit
I don’t even understand what it means
I think I’ll go take a hit
Waking up
Just to get hit by a truck
I don’t even want to give a fuck anymore
I think I’ll go do my chores
Making food
The only thing that I can do
I don’t even watch the news when i’m bored
That vaccine’s gonna hit real good
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Why, why haven’t I found the girl for me?
Well you know that my baby’s got legs for days but she looks like a millipede
Try, try to pass me by, wake me from my dream
I’ve been trying to get real high, but I’m running out of weed
She look back
And I was running out of brain cells
I think I need a snack
Hey hay aye
Well you know honey, baby, that I want you bad, more than peace in the Middle East
And you know that the government fucked us all and they gave us STDs
So why, why haven’t I given up on my dreams
I’ve been trying to get shit done but I’m running out of steam
She look back
And I was running out of brain cells
I think I need a snack
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I Just Wanna Fuck a Cat
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I just wanna fuck a cat
I just wanna fuck a cat
I just wanna fuck a cat
I just wanna fuck a cat
Give me that pussy pussy
Give me that pussy pussy
Give me that pussy pussy
I want that pussy pussy
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
Here, kitty kitty, give me that pussy
Here, kitty kitty, give me that pussy
I just wanna fuck a cat (he just wants to fuck a cat)
I just wanna fuck a cat (he just wants to fuck a cat)
I just wanna fuck a cat (he just wants to fuck a cat)
I just wanna fuck a cat (he just wants to fuck a cat)
Catnip on my cock
Catnip
Catnip on my cock
On my cock
Catnip on my cock
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Don’t even bother looking at these lyrics
You shouldn’t be listening to this anyway, dumbass
The title says NOT to listen to this so what the fuck are you doing
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Mahavira
02:29
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Ain’t you beautiful, so sacred how you stand all over me
I’m so in love, so in love with everything, anything
They don’t know any better, but I do so I love them anyway
I love you so much, too much to live
So slow do they grow and I’m just fine
I just wanna make it right, not waste my time
We’re all the same, you are blessed, as blessed as me
I don’t need to sin like you, just leave me be
They don’t know any better, but I do so I love them anyway
I love you so much, too much to live
I love when you judge, don’t judge how I live
Oh, how you weep
Ain’t it pretty? Doesn’t it feel good?
So fucking good to be alive, I love you all my dearest friends
I am wise, don’t you worry, it’s not your fault
Maybe one day you’ll understand, I just wanna save it all
But who’s gonna save me?
I love you so much, too much to live
I love when you judge, don’t judge how I live
I love you so much, too much to live
I love when you judge, don’t judge how I live
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Did you really think I would take the time and effort to write lyrics on this track?
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Leaving Ohio
03:46
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Leaving Ohio
I’ve got nowhere to go
2 husks and a backpack
Is all I’ve got to show
And I’m standing at the bus stop / with
3 bucks in my hand
So it’s time to leave Ohio
To find a better
State of mind
Yeah it’s kinda hard to find
And I’m shaking in my boots
Cuz I don’t know what to choose
Now I’m staring at the ceiling
Of the bus that I got on
All this doubt that’s in my mind
And I still know what is right yeah you know that I’m
Leaving Ohio
I’ve got nowhere to go
2 husks and a backpack
Is all I’ve got to show
And I’m standing at the bus stop / with
3 bucks in my hand
So it’s time to leave Ohio
To find a better state
Corn and lies
They make for a surprise
When you step out in the world
And that’s not all that you find
My Family
Yeah they mean a lot to me
But working on a farm
Doesn’t mean quite enough
So it’s time for me to head
To a place that has some ends
And I might just get a job
But it won’t be shucking cobs
Because I’ve had just enough
Time to think and time to love
So I’m headed westward now
I’m gonna go find somewhere else yeah you know that I’m
Leaving Ohio
I’ve got nowhere to go
2 husks and a backpack
Is all I’ve got to show
And I’m standing at the bus stop / with
3 bucks in my hand
So it’s time to leave Ohio
To find a better
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12. |
Ballad of the Dying Mic
00:57
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….aaaaaa
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Please don’t, send me to hell
I thought that loving Satan scared everyone and would make me feel like, special enough
But nobody cares about hell anymore, please take me back my lord and savior god
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Can you play that one that goes like:
You really really wanna fuck your dad
You really really wanna fuck your dad
You really really wanna fuck your dad
You really really wanna fuck your dad
This is because your dad ignores you, just like how you should ignore your taxes
I’m your dad
I’m literally your father
I’m your dad
I can read your mind, but why is there so much cock?
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Yeah she’s got a red bow on the side of her head
And she talks a big game about her lemonbread
But I can’t take her out tonight, can’t bring her to my bed
Well it ain’t ‘cause I look like a pile of lard
And the lord above knows that I trim my yard
No, the problem ain’t with me, it’s with my credit card
Catch a tiger by the toe
Slap a bitch and pimp a hoe
Steal it from the rich and poor
Money in the bank
Money in the bank
Money in the bank
Money in the bank
Nobody at the stocks wants to hear me yell
They call me Venezuela ‘cause I’m broke as hell
So I pulled out a bomb and they put me in a cell
I stayed locked up ‘cause I can’t post bail
They crushed my cock and balls and sometimes impaled
This is pretty sweet though, I guess I’ll stay in jail
8th amendment, suck my ass
Crush my balls into a mash
I don’t need no fucking cash
Money in the bank
Money in the bank
Money in the bank
Money in the bank
Catch a tiger by the toe
Slap a bitch and pimp a hoe
Steal it from the rich and poor
Money in the bank
Money in the bank
Money in the bank
Money in the bank
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No more pain
For your cock and balls
No more crunch or squeeze or smash, even though you may love it ‘cause
I don’t need it and I don’t need you, no more pissing on you
I’m sick of all you subs, always looking to be kicked in the nuts, but
There’s so many fucks who want to be cucked
No more pain
For your cock and balls
No more kicks or spanks or stomps, even though you may love it ‘cause
Y’all keep using me as pliers for your cock and balls
I’m sick of all you soy boys always treating me like your mom and
I quit your dick so crush your own nuts
I’ve had a revelation
Since I don’t need y’all
Begging me like pathetic dogs, to have me neuter your cock and balls
You treat me like your goddess, that’s not who I wanna be
I’d rather be playing tennis, not wringing ball sacks like wet sheets
Fuck he who asks me to choke him out
I don’t want anything to do with you, so don’t @ me anymore with your shit
I’m more than just a hangmxn for your fucking balls
I won’t be your dominatrix, fuck off
No more pain
For your cock and balls
No more crunch or squeeze or smash, even though you may love it ‘cause
I don’t need it and I don’t need you, no more pissing on you
I’m sick of all you subs, always looking to be kicked in the nuts, but
I quit you fucks, crush your own nuts
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Where is it?
Where did it go?
I can’t find it anywhere
Hello?
I feel like there’s something missing
A part of me is not there
Where is it?
Yeah I’m not gonna listen to this over and over again trying to get the lyrics right
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Mary has a hemorrhoid, it’s stench is rank as fuck
Mary has a bloody little sack in her ass
When will her hemorrhoids be gone?
WheN wIlL HEr HeMOrRhoIDS bE GoNE??
At the same time as ??????????????????
A̵̢̡̛̰͖̹̘̮̝̤̖͋̐̏͛̃̿̾̈́͐̋́̿̀̋Á̷͓̬̯͇͔̝͔̯͙̞̋͆̓̈̌͆̚Á̶̧̨̍͛̌A̴̟͈͓̩̱̠̮͕̘͖̰̺͂͐̉͂̚ͅĄ̷̗͉̙̻̂̎͜Ạ̵̓̅͂̈́A̴̮͙̟̮͋͛́A̷̛͇͎͈͈̺̳̭͚̹͉Ä̶̢̡̱̗̥̥͚̤̼̹̯̲̬̹́̄̾͋̋̑̏͜͝Ă̸̛̟̗̠͙̱̰̄ A̸͇̜̼̝̬̖̝͈͙͛͐͋̈̎̀͘͝ͅĄ̷̛̦͚̯͕̼̼̦̦͍͈͔̯̬͇̑͊̽͋̈́̽̂̑͑͝A̷͈̤͂̃͂͋̾̈́̋͌͌̕̚͠Ą̸̱͉̮̳̑͂͋̈͗̔͐͐͜͝Ḁ̶̥͙̤̽͗̏͛͌̐
Ă̴̧̢̫̯̺̱̠̘͉͕̄̌̐̈́̋̑͌͆̕ͅA̸̗̤̦̫̓́À̴̟͙̠A̷̧̨̨͍͓̞͈̞͇̯͙̤̞͚̘̓̋̐̇̔͋̏͊͗͠ Á̸̞̘̭̺͎̖͛͆́͆̕͝Â̵̧̢͉̜̲̫͍̹̖̮̦̘̠͗̐̓́̅̄̾̉̓̆̚̚ͅA̷̢̳̜̙̺̺͉̱̪̳͉͚̞͋̍̆͆̄̐̓̓̌͝A̴̤͆̈́̓̐̓̈́̓̈́̾̿͘Å̸̠̐̒̿͗͆̓͠͝ͅA̴̩̍̂̄̎̌̐̽͆̆͛͂͌͑̚͝A̷̢̢͖͇̮̫̹̮͐͛͊͂̉̏̊͛͌̾̚͠͝A̶̘̱̬̥̣͎͖̳̱̎͜͜Ǎ̷̧̨̛̘̜̱̼͖͎̥̫̳̐̄̽͑̿Ą̶̜̞͙͍̙̠̘͚͐̓̍͋̿͛̕Ã̴̠̽́͂̑̎́̀̿͆̀͝
Bloody ass
Bloody Mary
Bloody ass Mary
Bloody Mary
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It's true
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There’s hot single girls living near you
They’d love to get laid by anyone, except you
They fucking hate you
Tiffany lives two blocks from where you currently live
She’s really horny all the time, she really wants some dick
She’s willing to hook up with fucking anyone in town
She’s willing to put out for anyone in your town unless it’s you
Tiffany fucking hates you, bitch
Hot single girls in your area would love to hook up now!
They wanna have a good time with everyone except you
They fucking hate you
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Well I took a stroll down the mountainside in my vegan leather boots
And on my way, I pet the cows ‘cause animals are our friends too
Volunteered at Planned Parenthood ‘cause if pro-lifers win, I’m gonna cry, I’m gonna cry
Well you can call me a little bitch but fuck your gender norms, I’m gonna cry, I’m gonna cry
Get out of the man box, emotions are cool
I was on my way to vote for Biden when I saw the KKK
Harassing all the liberals and the blacks and Jews and gays
Oh, they be setting off a riot, here comes the burning cross, I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die
Police rolling up with their bullets and their gas, I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die
I’m gonna die, BLM
I was in the bar and then I saw a fella like I’ve never seen before
Bright pink hair, badges everywhere with ass and tits galore
He said he was born a woman, chromosomes double X, but damn he slay, denim jacket he slay
Well, usually I don’t go for dudes, but I just might swing both ways or I am gay, I’m gay
Yep I’m gay, my name’s Colin Payne
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22. |
Rain Cloud
02:44
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Boy it be raining from this cloud
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23. |
豆是 (Dou Shi)
01:42
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豆是开花植物科（Fabaceae）几个属之一的种子，被用作人类或动物性食品的蔬菜。[1] 它们可以通过许多不同的方法进行烹饪，[2]包括煮沸，油炸和烘烤，并且可以在全世界许多传统菜肴中使用。自12世纪之前[3]，“豆”一词及其日耳曼语同源词（例如，德国Bohne）在西日耳曼语中已普遍使用，[3]指蚕豆，鹰嘴豆和其他豆荚传播的种子。这早在欧洲就知道了新世界菜豆属。在欧洲和美洲的哥伦比亚时代接触之后，该词的使用扩展到菜豆的豆荚种子，例如普通豆和红花菜豆，以及相关的豆科豆。长期以来，该术语通常被用于许多其他类似形式的种子，[3] [4]，例如旧世界大豆，豌豆，其他野豌豆和羽扇豆，甚至是那些稍有相似的种子，例如咖啡豆，香草豆，蓖麻子和可可豆。因此，一般使用的“豆”一词可以指许多不同的物种。[5]
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24. |
No Justice No Beans
01:48
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Beans, I’ve lost them, I don’t know where they’ve gone
Beans, oh Lord my beans, I can’t find them at the store
Beans, sweet mama beans, I’d eat them my whole life
If every man and boy ate beans there’d be no strife
My jeans are filled with beans, my pockets are full of joy
Beans, can cure the world, be they baked or fried
If every politician ate beans there’d be no war
Worldwide harmony and beans for all the poor
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Hush little baby, don’t get the blues
Daddy’s gonna get lots of Youtube views
And don’t even think about shitting your pants
Daddy works hard to please the fans
And if those fans try canceling me
Daddy’s gonna make an apology
So hush little baby, don’t you move
Daddy’s gonna get lots of Youtube views
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And this is because one of my friends is black
I didn’t vote for Trump, I put BLM in my bio
And I have once masturbated to ebony porn
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27. |
Ew, Why Are You So Ugly?
02:06
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Every time I drive my car downtown there’s always these fuck ugly “human beings” lurking around every corner, some of them clearly don’t wash their face every morning
They ruin my beautiful city, and to me that’s no way of living
Get them out, get them out, help me make them leave
Kill ‘em
The world would be a better place if people I don’t like would just leave it, I think everyone agrees that
Everyone below a 7 shouldn’t be seen, call me the queen, it’s time to go and put them into quarantine
I don’t like to look at them, I don’t like to look at them
I don’t like to look at them, I don’t like to look at them
Pretty militia, join me, I need ya
Help me make the world a beautiful place
I don’t know about you but I think that some people are genetically superior to others
Why can’t ugly people just spend a month at the spa or salon or buy surgery to hide their clapped heads
I don’t like to look at them, I don’t like to look at them
I don’t like to look at them, I don’t like to look at them
Pretty militia, join me, I need ya
Help me make the world a beautiful place
Take to the streets and beat those who resist
Don’t get blood on your makeup though
In a perfect world, everyone would be beautiful and body shaming would be a thing of the past
The fastest way to do this would be to castrate ugly people so they can’t breed and pass on their ugly genes
So why don’t we do it? Do it, come on, LETS FUCKING GO
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28. |
Fuck You So Badly
01:17
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A symphony of glorious noise
A real boom shakalaka for your ear holes
Find anything that can make noise
Bitch
Fuck you
Fuck you so badly
That I cry
Please stop (stop)
Stop right now
Don’t you do it
Don’t you do it
Fuck you (just kidding)
Just kidding I lied
I lied
Fuck me instead
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ACT I: THE SURPRISE
I’m a good Christian but I’m getting bored so I looked for new music ‘cause I was bored
Found this band from the local crackhead and I listened to them instead of praising the lord
At first they sounded kinda wack, I still kinda want my money back
I listened to it with my wife and she left me
Now I have nothing to do, what the fuck should I do?
Crackhead asked me to the Privilege show, got no wife so I guess I’ll go
Oh god, why did she leave? I can’t correlate anything with her leaving
I think I’ll try to enjoy the show and forget about my wife
ACT II: THE PRIVILEGE
I get to the concert and they play like shit, why’d I even take the bus over here?
I got no wife and my god left me so I think I’ll kick back and smoke some hand
Suddenly this music ain’t half bad, I’m better off being a catgirl
I think I’m starting to like this band, I wanna fuck a lesbian
ACT III: A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF PRIVILEGE
Now I really hate asparagus, now I really love crack
Now I really hate society, now I really love crack
I don’t understand why I’m being alienated, is it because of the crack?
All my friends hate me and I’m failing school, but I have Surprise Privilege and crack
(Wait, why’d I start smoking crack? Where’s my wife? Where’s god? What happened to me?)
ACT IV: I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE
I fucked up my whole life
Listening to this shitty band
Wasting all my golden years
Eating cocaine and shitting beer
Now I’m living in a crack house
I bought way too much merch
Surprise Privilege fucked all my shit up
I really should have stayed at church
ACT V: I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE
I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE I HATE SURPRISE PRIVILEGE
ACT VI: BADDABING BADDABOOM
Baddabing
Baddaboom
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